5 hours ago

I just went to church for the first time in 8 years…

Conclusion: White people do weird shit

1der-boy:

princeaquitaine:

400 Warmup
4x200 Fly Kick w/fins
1x800 Free Kick w/fins

4x100 Free
25sp-75@60%
50/50
75/25
100%
4x75 Backstroke
Same^^
3x25 Fly

And 1der-boy was killin it despite lumpy space princesses’ ray of vibe killing energy

Its 1am btw

I was TRYIN to get it. But Jaba the Hut’s daughter was killin’ me..

Omg Jaba!!!

16 hours ago

If my mom thinks she’s making me go to the Jesus Institute tomorrow morning without a cappuccino in my hand she’s crazy….

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

Fact….
Proof:

Prime Conjectures

(via unsmokable)

17 hours ago
Anonymous said : What's worse the destruction of the past and wonton abandonment of history or the decisive cut off of the future and the potential it brings? Essentially to forget or to never go forward? 

Much worse to never move forward…

Never look back darling… It distracts from the now.

400 Warmup
4x200 Fly Kick w/fins
1x800 Free Kick w/fins

4x100 Free
25sp-75@60%
50/50
75/25
100%
4x75 Backstroke
Same^^
3x25 Fly

And 1der-boy was killin it despite lumpy space princesses’ ray of vibe killing energy

Its 1am btw

Im going to kill this swim tonight… Im going to get super zen and swim…

1 day ago
1 day ago
1 day ago

I am self proclaiming myself as your batman…

Qualifications:

1) I dry swallow pills… Lots of them… Daily

2) My phone does not have a lock on it

3) My box jump was last recorded at less than 2 inches from the world record

4) I have secret plans for alternate energy production that could quite easily destroy the entire planet politically and literally…